Thursday 14 October 2010

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?!

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?! WHAT MORE CAN BE SAID AT THIS POINT?! WHY THE FUCK IS ALMOST NOBODY COMING HERE, AND WHY ARE THE ONES WHO DO NOT USING THE FUCKING BOARD?! START. USING. THE. MOTHER. FUCKING. BOARD. AND. SPREADING. THE. WORD. NOW!!

I am literally CRYING with sheer RAGE at this point! I mean, I have spammed spread the word to many sites in my time, but the people who follow the links never seem to spend more than 5 minutes here!

I have no idea what the FUCK is wrong with them, apart from them being FUCKING CHANTARD TROLLS!

I used to spend my time spamming spreading the word, but now I have to craft quality bulletins. Since I introduced the feature that allows me to read every post you preview, I have little time to SPREAD THE WORD!

So now I ask you, you FUCKING IDIOTS, to spread the word for me. So I can spy on users, fap to porn moderate the best site on the internet in the UNIVERSE!!!!

I want all loyal users of this site to spend at least 23 hours a day on this site, creating quality topics. No spelling errors are allowed!

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This place has "insanely" high quality standards according to most people. Pretend that you are writing an article for a large, respected, printed magazine. Not kidding — PLEASE write properly and do not publish less-than-perfect texts! Since this is a reply: NEVER refer to posters by specific letters!

You are not recognized as the original poster of this topic. Do not pretend to be. (If you actually are the one who started this discussion, and you have done something to lose your internal ID, you need to restore it before posting. Otherwise, you will be considered an impersonator, resulting in unpleasantness.)