Tuesday 19 October 2010

DDOS Woes

I've been able to get back on, so I am trying to sort this mess out.

Ok. I have been getting absolutely NO help from PRQ. They just keep laughing at me and putting the phone down.

ULTIMATE CUNTS!!!

I DID manage to get the site to work at one point, by changing the IP address. PRQ changed it back. 

RAGING FUCKTARDS!!

When I rang them, they just laughed, said something about mudkips and hung up? 

I am confused...

All I want is to get my loli fix :3

God. Damn.Psychotic.Trolls.Everywhere.

Monday 18 October 2010

SHH!

Mother is sleeping at the moment, so I took the power cable back logged on without worrying her.

Damn you 4CHAN! Stupid DDOS!

Lucky all my regular Bros will be able to see that there is a DDOS happening when I change my news page. It let's all my loyal Bros know what is happening, and is hosted on the same server.

Oh, wait...

FUCK!!

DAMN YOU 4CHANTARDS!

FUCKING IDIOTS!

Now, what to do with my time.

I could go out for a walk... haha, no.

I could help my Mother out around the house? See above.

I know! I'll start coding my latest and greatest website! It will be like eBay, except more successful and made by me! And earning me pots of cash!

Now, where did I put my LISP book?

My Site

My Mother says I am on the computer too much so I have decided to take a break because she has hidden the power lead I care about her.

I trust you will continue to SPREAD THE WORD in my absence you FUCKING RETARDS!

Also,donate you pieces of SHIT because no-one has donated in the last 50 years.

Idiots...

Friday 15 October 2010

This Site

What more is left to say?

I've tried to shout at you, I've tried screaming at you, I've tried SCREAMING IN MOTHERFUCKING BOLD AND ITALICS!!

I've tried spamming spreadding the word on other sites. Admittedly, I would normally get banned for doing so, but that just means the sites are run by chantard trolls and motherfucking retards!

Nothing I say or do ever changes anything whatsoever.


You evidently have no interest at all in saving this place since I never see any fucking referrers except from Google. I mean, I know I took the site off-line for 5 days recently. And the site name was changed a little while back. You idiots need to be checking the site every day, and every combination of the site name. Well, you would if you were loyal IWABroers. Idiots.
 
You have never helped me in any way. I mean, you guys need to be paying for all the site hosting fees EVERY MONTH! I also want you to buy ads at $100 per month. Every month. Retards.

You also need to get at least 100 people, per person, on this site and posting quality topics. By quality I mean:

  1. NO SPELLING ERRORS. Not even typos. Obviously, that means that after you have typed out your full post, you need to read it all again. Most people tend to type one sentance, or even one word replies. I don't know why...
  2. NO GRAMMAR ERRORS. Even if it is a difficult point. Look it up you fucking CRETINS!
  3. NO GOING OFF-TOPIC. It doesn't matter what the original post is, it can be needing to take a shit, or what you want to eat for dinner. Just don't go off-topic you morons.
I also want you to classify all the polls, classify all the topics, and check all the topics for any other errors and reporting them. UNDERSTAND THAT YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS!?!

Thursday 14 October 2010

BOTS!









FUCK. OFF. WITH. YOUR. GODDAMN. BOTS.
Everywhere I look. Bots.
I can tell that they are bots, because they are just looking at topics and not GODDAMN POSTING. MOTHERFUCKING RETARDS.

UNBELIVABLE

Not even the few posts that do get posted are real — most are by trolls who only try to become established. I can tell that these people are trolls because they make basic grammar and spelling errors. Obviously these people are trolls because no loyal IWABers would ever make a typo. It's someone from one of those chan places that I some of my regulars spammed advertised on.  

Many other posts are just copied and pasted (with some changes to make it very difficult to detect) or are just plain shit. It should be easy to come up with at least 100 brand new quality topics a day! I just don't do it because I am busy coding the best site in the world.

Fucking idiots. Unbelievable fucking idiots.

THIS IS SERIOUS

DO YOU NOT REALIZE HOW SERIOUS THIS IS?

WHY ARE YOU NOT DOING ANYTHING?!

FUCKING IDIOTS — STOP BEING BRAINWASHED SHEEP.

Why must you go away from this site!

I REQUIRE you to be on this site, posting QUALITY topics (triple spell and grammar checked), for AT LEAST 23 hours a DAY!

Now come on! Stop being brainwashed sheep and do what I tell you to do instead!

Either save IWAB NOW or fuck off forever.

I WANT YOU TO SAVE IWAB!

ALL OF YOU MUST SAVE IWAB NOW!!!!!

I want you to immediately ring/text/email/go round and knock on the door of everyone in your phone book. And on the internet.

WELL?!? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?! DO IT NOW!!!

32 folks on-line…

Fuck off.

Seriously just fuck off!

It's people coming here that make the number of people being here so low! It doesn't matter that at around about this time is 3am for Americans. If they cared about this place at all, they would surf all night. And all day. And all night again.


Hey, if they were really dedicated AnTs, instead of FUCKING CHANTARD SCUM!!!!!!, then they would notice when the folks online starts to magically drop and ring all their friends and get them online.

Just like I do with my friends.

Oh wait...

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?!

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?! WHAT MORE CAN BE SAID AT THIS POINT?! WHY THE FUCK IS ALMOST NOBODY COMING HERE, AND WHY ARE THE ONES WHO DO NOT USING THE FUCKING BOARD?! START. USING. THE. MOTHER. FUCKING. BOARD. AND. SPREADING. THE. WORD. NOW!!

I am literally CRYING with sheer RAGE at this point! I mean, I have spammed spread the word to many sites in my time, but the people who follow the links never seem to spend more than 5 minutes here!

I have no idea what the FUCK is wrong with them, apart from them being FUCKING CHANTARD TROLLS!

I used to spend my time spamming spreading the word, but now I have to craft quality bulletins. Since I introduced the feature that allows me to read every post you preview, I have little time to SPREAD THE WORD!

So now I ask you, you FUCKING IDIOTS, to spread the word for me. So I can spy on users, fap to porn moderate the best site on the internet in the UNIVERSE!!!!

I want all loyal users of this site to spend at least 23 hours a day on this site, creating quality topics. No spelling errors are allowed!